[Texan Tory]

Do we really want to know the original formula? What if it turns out to be something like this:

—Per One Gallon—

4 cups sugar
15 cups waters
1/2 cup prune juice
3/10 ounce black shoe polish
2 ounces dog saliva

[HiTech RedNeck]

But is said dog drool to be from a Chihuahua or from a Great Dane?

[a fool in paradise]

There's no prune juice. That's vanilla. And Shinola. < /sarc >