Feds Will Spend $400,000 to Study Drinking and Sex Habits of Homosexuals in Argentina

CNSNews.com ^ | May 04, 2009 | Matt Cover

[samtheman]

A tax-payer-funded $400,000 gay-sex drinking spree in Argentina.

[HiTech RedNeck]

D’OH!

We will find out that queers, after getting lubed on liquor, will fornicate more often and more wildly in their drunken haze.

I didn’t need a $400,000 grant to say that.

[Daisyjane69]

I thought this was from The Onion!

[FES0844]

Is Barney doing?

[napscoordinator]

WTF? Unbelievable...

[Fresh Wind]

After discovering why men who drink in these bars have homosexual sex...

Maybe because they're homosexuals?

OK, now pay ME $403,902.

[AUH2O Repub]

I need to be paid to study why middle age white males go on safari in Africa and kill animals. 400K should about do it.

[C210N]

information gathered in the bars in Argentina might help inform similar efforts in America.

Inother words, after this junket and bar tabs and vacation is over, the queers will be vacationing in San Fransicko, Provincetown, Key West, ...

[snarks_when_bored]

Feds Will Spend $400,000 to Study Drinking and Sex Habits of Homosexuals in Argentina

What's the over/under on how many of the 'researchers' engage in sex acts with their 'research subjects' after the questioning is completed?

Oops...over/under...my bad, my bad...

[bossmechanic]

I cannot, in my imagination, devise a more useless use of funds.
This needs to be on FOX or Drudge - somewhere.
I people realized what their tax dollars go to, there
would be even more bodies at the tea parties.

[Carley]

Are they sending Anderson Cooper, Keef Olbermann and David Shuster to do the ‘investigating’

[IM2MAD]

Couldn’t they have done/do this is San Francisco and saved a bundle?

[snarks_when_bored]

San Francisco lacks the exotic foliage of Argentina. If you’re going to go on a ‘research’ junket, you want to head for the tropics...

[Fresh Wind]

Be sure you set yourself up as a tax-exempt 501(c)(3) before you go.

[RichInOC]

“What’s new, Buenos Aires?”

[Venturer]

All they have to do is follow Barney fag around for a week.

This survey could be done on Capitol Hill for the cost of a few drinks.

[TornadoAlley3]

This is Arlen Specter's project.

[chainsaw]

Why do they have to go to Buenos Aires? Won’t San Francisco do?

[Rebelbase]

"The study hassix seven goals, including the collection of information on six specific bars in Buenos Aires; the appearance, of those bars, alcohol availability, patrons, types of sexual behavior taking place as well as the researchers getting their perverted rocks-off in an exotic locale."