Obama May Seek Out Centrist to Replace Souter on Supreme Court (amusing editorial)

Yahoo News ^ | May 3, 2009 | Greg Stohr and Tina Seeley Greg Stohr And Tina Seeley

[Clintonfatigued]

President Barack Obama, weighing advice from both the left and right on his first Supreme Court choice, is likely to seek a judicial version of himself: a moderate coalition-builder.

[windsorknot]

Anyone to the right of Bill Ayers is a centrist in Obama’s eyes.

[repubpub]

Maybe he’s going to nominate Manchelle Hussein nObama. It’s just like him.

[robomatik]

"Obama is a centrist ... He’s halfway between a national socialist and a soviet socialist."

best post of the day!

[upchuck]

I can’t stop laughing at just the excerpt.

nobama is a moderate?

nobama is a coalition-builder?

This is one time I won’t go and read the entire article. I might really injure myself :)

[Renderofveils]

But he’s now a “concesus builder.”

Give him a year... he'll be promoted to "Census Builder."

[NavyCanDo]

Paying so much attention to the one maybe two supreme court picks he will have, we forget the nearly 500 Federal and Appellate court judges he will get to pick during his term

[justiceseeker93]

Anyone who uses the word “moderate” to describe Obama, as the authors of this sham of an article do in their very first sentence, has lost touch with reality!

[FastCoyote]

[is likely to seek a judicial version of himself: a moderate coalition-builder]

How can some write something like that with a straight face??

[fieldmarshaldj]

So he intends to appoint a Marxist as opposed to a Stalinist ?

[Theodore R.]

No, they don’t. They have the American people to stand up for them through thick and thin. The people will gladly wait until 2013 if necessary to get the promised check in the mail.

[SunkenCiv]

If the author calls Zero a moderate, imagine what their “centrist” would look like. Egad. Thanks j.

[bpjam]

So, these are the people who can hook me up with some of the crack they are obviously on? Anybody got a phone number for:

Greg Stohr And Tina Seeley?

[sheik yerbouty]

He is a moderate red jihadist. He’ll wait a bit before he has an all out putsch to destroy America..

[Jack Hammer]

“...a moderate coalition-builder.”

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAAAA

What on EARTH has this writer been smoking?

[romanesq]

So moderate as someone who who is a virulent leftist and hates America, the Constitution but who will double talk and sound like they are moderate.

No thanks.