[oyez]

Bermuda grass = Bad.

Crabgrass = Good.

War on crabgrass has been downsized, as the administration believes that spraying laws with ASA compounds only leads to the more militant crabgrass while offending moderate crabgrass..

[catnipman]

Sorry. It's no longer the “war on crabgrass” but “under-tree contingency operation” And we don't call it “crabgrass” anymore because “crab” has such a negative connotation; it's now called “crustaceangrass”.

Remember people, 1984 has finally arrived, it's just that it's 24 years late. I guess Orwell was just a bit ahead of the times. Fortunately, I'm not scared of rats. At any rate, welcome to Newspeak, doublespeak, and doublethink.