Or so they would have us believe.....
[without this, I have no outlet for my trademark gallows humor]...:-\
Yeah so all of you just (cough...cough) clam down. ‘The Zero’ has everything in control (sniffle...sniffle), so go on out and buy something, put some money in the market, take a married gay couple a gift, abort a baby.. Sorry I’ll have to finish this post later I need to barf now (cough...sniffle....cough)