| Issue | Obama | Romney |
| Gay Rights | Favors | "I would be better for gay rights than Ted Kennedy" |
| Judges | Favors Liberal Judges | Appointed Liberal Judges |
| Socialized Medicine | Favors | Enacted |
| Taxes | Wants to Raise | Did Raise |
| Fund Raising | Outspent Opponents | Outspent Opponents |
| Abortion | Favors | Supported |
| Weird Personal Name | Hussein | Willard |
| If You Don't Vote for Me It's... | Racism! | Bigotry! |
Romney: "Why in My name would FReepers keep exposing my skanky, dismal, liberal record?"