[mkjessup]

Well here we go. 23 month old child dies from flu.

Comrade 0bama's Address to the Nation:

"Today we all mourn the needless death of an innocent child who succumbed to the H1N1 flu virus, however this should only serve as a reminder that our civil liberties, cherished as they are, should never trump the right to universal health care for all of our citizens, especially for the children. For that reason, I am declaring an unlimited state of national emergency, and among the measures authorized are temporary prohibitions on public gatherings of more than 10 people, with the exception of weddings, funerals, religious meetings, and school graduation ceremonies. This virus is spread person to person, and for that reason the numbers of people in one place must be capped for the present time.

The expanding nature of the H1N1 flu virus also means additional strain on America's health care infrastructure, which is why all private and public hospital facilities will be placed under federal control and supervision until the crisis is past. No individual needing medical attention will be turned away. If we, of the federal government can back the warranties of GM products, we can back the continued and improved health care for every man, woman and child in America. This is the only humane choice that can be made, especially as we face the challenges of this impending pandemic.

Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius will be providing details of the Federal Health Care Access Card which will be immediately phased into use effective May 1st. The FHCAC will become mandatory as of December 31st of this year, and we will finally put an end to the all-too-often disgraceful incidents in which our neighbors, family and friends are turned away for lack of ability to pay. In the richest Nation on Earth, that can no longer be permitted to happen, and that is why my Administration is taking these steps today.

Thank you, and Allah be praised, errr oops.

["WTF was that doing on the teleprompter, huh? Somebody trying to be funny? Someone looking for some jihad? Quit that laughing dammit! Ohhh it was -you- Rahm? Always the effin comedian, alright, that was pretty good, but I'll get you, just you watch and see, lol"]

[SC Swamp Fox]

You may need to put a satire tag on that, it cuts too close to the truth.

[Guenevere]

Well, 54 million children dying (with his approval) doesn’t seem to bother him.

[DocH]

Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius will be...

providing free taxpayer-funded abortions (including late-term, of course) to all comers so that the children will not have to experience the horror of possible death after birth by the swine flu and other such viruses.

May Allah, er I mean, may the children receive the blessings of The Annointed One, our supreme leader, Barack Hussein Obama.

[mojitojoe]

. For that reason, I am declaring an unlimited state of national emergency, and among the measures authorized are temporary prohibitions on public gatherings of more than 10 people, with the exception of weddings, funerals, religious meetings, and school graduation ceremonies
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Translation:
I will stop those damn tea parties right now.