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The Australian Defence Force has trouble attracting recruits at the moment. I keep thinking a solution for the Navy could be the slogan.

Join the Navy. FIGHT PIRATES!

What 18-year-old boy could resist?

Instead, there's too much talk about peacekeeping, fisheries patrols, border protection, rescue - all very important and worthwhile but not exciting enough to engage a lot of potential recruits.

FIGHT PIRATES! That would do it.

1 posted on 04/26/2009 9:06:30 PM PDT by naturalman1975
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Ask Whore-aldo (cry-me-a) Rivera about chairs , they can be very effective weapons at short range.

I don’t reckun you’re on this ship, eh, BG? ;-) (ducks)


50 posted on 04/27/2009 9:22:58 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed.)
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I am working on a business plan for my latest idea ... Spodefly Cruise Lines.

Passengers can bring their own weapons and body armour, and we will have rentals available including RPGs, scoped rifles, and belt fed weapons, and we will cruise up and down the coast of Somalia begging the pirates to try to hijack us.

51 posted on 04/27/2009 9:43:56 AM PDT by spodefly (This is my tag line. There are many like it, but this one is mine.)
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“Hey you, pirate dude, take a seat.”


53 posted on 04/27/2009 11:38:46 AM PDT by savedbygrace (You are only leading if someone follows. Otherwise, you just wandered off... [Smokin' Joe])
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