The Australian Defence Force has trouble attracting recruits at the moment. I keep thinking a solution for the Navy could be the slogan.
Join the Navy. FIGHT PIRATES!
What 18-year-old boy could resist?
Instead, there's too much talk about peacekeeping, fisheries patrols, border protection, rescue - all very important and worthwhile but not exciting enough to engage a lot of potential recruits.
FIGHT PIRATES! That would do it.
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To: naturalman1975
Fight Pirates, Meet Chicks. Works for me.
2 posted on
04/26/2009 9:07:54 PM PDT by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG 49) "Freedom's Fortress")
To: naturalman1975
I think it would be better if it said “Join the Navy, Kill Pirates!”
3 posted on
04/26/2009 9:10:32 PM PDT by
garyhope
(It's world war IV, right here, right now courtesy of Islam. VRWC. TWP.)
To: naturalman1975
Pirates!!!
4 posted on
04/26/2009 9:12:40 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
To: naturalman1975
The Aussies only threw chairs? I would have thought they’d be throwing their empties at ‘em as well!
5 posted on
04/26/2009 9:12:52 PM PDT by
DTogo
(Time to bring back the Sons of Liberty.)
To: naturalman1975
Hmmm. Did the ship have a bowling alley by any chance? Maybe it would be a good idea if cruise ships had bowling alleys.
7 posted on
04/26/2009 9:15:26 PM PDT by
dr_lew
To: naturalman1975
8 posted on
04/26/2009 9:16:35 PM PDT by
krb
(Obama is a miserable failure.)
To: naturalman1975
should throw some of these....
9 posted on
04/26/2009 9:17:53 PM PDT by
traumer
To: naturalman1975
Never bring only a machine gun to an Aussie Deck Chair fight.
10 posted on
04/26/2009 9:18:21 PM PDT by
WesternPacific
(I am tired of voting for the lesser of two evils!)
To: naturalman1975
I’ve heard of some wild cruise ship activities, but throw the chair at the guy with the automatic takes the cake.
11 posted on
04/26/2009 9:18:37 PM PDT by
tanuki
(The only color of a leader that should matter is the color of his spine.)
To: naturalman1975
Ya call that a chair?
THIS is a chair!
12 posted on
04/26/2009 9:19:11 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: naturalman1975
I think Aussies with chairs are probably more dangerous than pirates with AK47s.
13 posted on
04/26/2009 9:20:46 PM PDT by
SIDENET
("You knew the job was dangerous when you took it, Fred.")
To: naturalman1975
I didn’t know Steve Ballmer was Australian... ;-)
16 posted on
04/26/2009 9:27:19 PM PDT by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: naturalman1975
MSC Melody
17 posted on
04/26/2009 9:31:02 PM PDT by
Dallas59
("You know the one with the big ears? He might be yours, but he ain't my president.")
To: naturalman1975
Everybody to the Galley to get the pots of boiling oil!
To: naturalman1975
Gee, I hope they didn't hurt the poor pirates with their chair..Better call the ACLU...wouldn't want the pirates to get an ouchie.
20 posted on
04/26/2009 9:44:40 PM PDT by
KLT
(A damn Yankee, from the great state of Mississippi....Go Freepers Go!)
To: naturalman1975
They’re dangerous... we need chair control......should have to have license to buy a chair.....
To: naturalman1975
We should try this
I'm quite sure that us Freepers would be welcome aboard too.
And yes, it would have quad mounts on it!
To: naturalman1975
I’m thinking there’s an opportunity to sell “pirate cruises” off Somalia - instead of skeet shooting off the fantail, they hand you your choice of ordinance, with no bag limit, when the bad guys approach.
31 posted on
04/26/2009 10:20:49 PM PDT by
LouD
To: naturalman1975
We used snipers, Aussies used chairs...
It works for me!
To: naturalman1975
Sure. Mess with the Aussies. That'll work.
Welcome to the real world, little boys. My advice is to kidnap somebody who won't eat you. Learn your flags, little boys. Learn them well. Stick to herbivores is my advice. The meat-eaters, well...
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