OK, not the Prof I know at UGA that is a certified lunatic.
Never trust a man with a goatee (was he a civil war reenactor or something?).
Or anybody who went to Swarthmore.
Or anybody who can't proofread his own resume:
University of Pittsburgh, College of Busienss, Associate Professor 1987 to 1988
Any bets on whether car is a volvo, saab, prius, suburu forester or honda element.