[ILikeBourbon]

My balls are federally funded. They are expanding at an alarming rate with all the stimulus.

[AreaMan]

Remember the old saying:

What is an elephant?
A mouse built to government specifications.

[rednesss]

"My balls are federally funded. They are expanding at an alarming rate with all the stimulus."

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night