Sigh.
True.
And I hate to see anyone suffer regardless of how well earned.
Come all you young homos
Who want to get hitched,
And lesbians also,
Too long you have bitched;
You might as well suffer
like straight people do,
Get married and then
you can break up,
Yeah, you might want to try out
polygamy too,
For the crimes they are a-changin’.