I bought a wrought iron sign this weekend that says, I dont call 911 and has a revolver hanging down from it. It has replaced my Beware of Dog sign.
I guess I will be getting my visit soon as well. Weird
Cabela’s has 1000 round boxes of .223 just sitting out for sale (or at least, they used to before the shortage). Doesn’t make any sense that DHS would visit somebody for just 1000 rounds.