Probably charged him for it too.
Nope he spilled most of the coffee and dropped the donut while struggling to get him and his gear aboard the ship.
That's what my father-in-law used to say about the Red Cross.
I don't donate either blood or money to them. Money goes to the Salvation Army. Blood, if they'd let me donate, would go to the Army, since I work on an Army post, or a local blood bank directly, if and when I work elsewhere.
We had our local blood drive last week. But they won't let me donate, one of my meds is on the "not allowed" list. Doesn't seem to hurt me, but them's the rules. Many to most of the soldiers and former soldiers can't donate either, due to having lived in Europe during a particular, long, time frame. One retired major does however, and must have 30 "grenade" squeezies on his self, one for each pint he's donated, and he doesn't always get one. He gives pretty much as often as they will let him. Wish I could, I've got plenty of the stuff.