[Venturer]

Put up some plywood walls and charge a quarter every 5 minutes and turn the library into the peep show it apparently has turned in to. Why not sell a few sex toys at the desk and get some good looking librarians.

[Obamageddon]

After I got done wiping the tears of laughter from my eyes from your comment, it dawned on me that you are onto something.

The local porn shops should file suit on the grounds that this is an unfair subsidy that competes with their business.