I have an idea. Let’s take the loudest and droolest of both the ‘Evos’ & ‘Crevos’, put ‘em in a small pit, and sell tickets.
Before we could reach the Cock Fight fans, we would have to have Spanish translation service, and I’m not sure whether RedNeck or Urban Ebonics would be demanded by the Dog Fight fans. I think that athlete who turned out to be a dog fight fan would prefer the latter option.
Unlike four legged animal fights, PETA couldn’t care less what happens to humans, so no PETA protesters would appear.
But this much is certain. For sheer fight, ‘grit’, spirit’, ‘fight’ - this Modest Proposal would be second to none.
Thus, this proposed FR Fight Night would bring in lots of needed money. We might even be able to drop the FReepathons.
Speaking of which - have you contributed?
‘Cuse me while I don my Nomex flame suit.
The trouble is, I don’t think either side thinks of that which divides us as a sport.