[Colonel Kangaroo]

You're absolutely right! Stay right where you are, life in Texas is much too tough, and we already have all the folks we need.

Why would I want to move to Texas, it would be a step down. Tennessee is the major leagues, Texas is AAA. We sent our Tennessee second team down to Texas in the 1830s to win your independence.

[Richard Kimball]

Davy Crocket wasn’t second team. Elvis was cool. I like Tennessee, but Texas gave the country LBJ and Tennessee gave it Al Gore, so that proves even the greatest states make mistakes.