[lewisglad]

[SparkyBass]

With apologies to the Great State of Texas (my father and his family are from Port Lavaca!)... but I felt the need...

[cerberus]

As a Louisianian, I just want to assure my fellow Americans across the country that, unlike Texas, Louisiana has no intention of seceding from the Union at this time.

Indeed, despite what our foolish governor sometimes says, we have become very accustomed and happy (dependent even) on sucking at the federal teat and blaming the rest of the country for our problems.