[tpanther]

What a self-serving, steaming pile of contrived and utterly worthless BS.

If that's the alternative I'm sticking with the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

But but but...I thought it was the PURPLE flying spaghetti monster!

P-U-R-P-L-E !!!!!!!!

I'm truly disappointed! My faith in evolution has been shaken once again today! You need to confer with your liberal ilk and straighten this out! STAT!!!! If you don't watch out, we'll have red, orange, perhaps fuscia flying spaghetti monsters competing with your purple version ... and walking or swimming is next! And don't we ALL know we need to have only ONE version of a flying spaghetti monster taught, or none taught at all!

[Filo]

But but but...I thought it was the PURPLE flying spaghetti monster!

But isn't it obvious that the FSM can assume any color he wants? It isn't just marinara, you know!