Speaking of pseudo-cons, you never did comment on George W’s brilliant no-down-payment-needed program. And that was certainly a fine speech he gave promoting it, with Dubya congratulating his good friend Franklin Raines for handing out huge sums of taxpayer money to deadbeats. Talk about a sterling example of compassionate conservatism, it just doesn’t get much better than that. It’s even better when you factor in its role in pumping up the housing bubble.
But you flatter yourself believing I give a rat’s ass about all the nonsense you post. I simply remembered you being part of Howlin’s coven of nutcases before you all hopped on your brooms and flew over to WideAwakes in a huff. If you hadn’t found it necessary to jump in on one of my posts I wouldn’t have bothered to tweak your nose. But I do admit it’s entertaining reading all the creative insults you come up with, so I’d say the time wasn’t totally wasted.
You wouldn't know the truth about me if it hit you between your beady little lying eyes. You came on this thread with one purpose only. To attack me. No amount of pretzel brain contortion in the world can place the blame on me.
My problem is that I've spent the past two years on a troll-free forum discussing and disagreeing about important issues with thoughtful, intelligent conservative adults, and haven't had to defend myself against punks like you, so I guess I'm out of practice. (I love the imaginary connection between Howlin and me, though. It's cute, albeit dopey. Dumb and wrong, but creative..).
The only reason I came here to FR this week was to check out the Tea Party information because of all the added info available here - patriotic protests which you mocked, not incidentally.
I'm really sorry that I wasted a milisecond of my precious time on you. I have so much good in my life. To waste time on a loser was really, really stupid.
I will end this with my congratulations to you on your victory last November. Not only is the evil Bush out of the White House, but you have a soulmate there now. He too hates President Bush, and he too is an arrogant, lying, condescending, ignorant punk.
You must be in hog heaven now that the man of integrity is gone, and a Bush hating comrade of yours is there in his place.
Have a great life, Pelham. If I'm lucky I'll forget all about this brief little nightmare experience with you and I can get on with my life as an honest conservative.
And you can find some other sucker to trap and lie through your teeth about. I won't be so stupid as to fall into your shameless web of deceit again.