Oh don't give up hope TLR, the State Department (perhaps with the assistance of Chris Jong Hill, lol) will announce the beginning of the
*** FIVE PARTY TALKS ***, where the remaining five parties will talk about ways to entice Comrade Chia Pet into returning.
OHHHhhhh lookee here, speak of the devil, it's Chris Jong Hill himself!
"Everybody do the Six Party Rag!
Everybody likes the Six Party Rag!
Every Comrade, every Fool,
Has got that Six Party Disarmament Drool!
Slide, ride, glide the Six Party,
Stomp, romp, pomp the Six Party
Jump, clump, pump the Six Party Ragggggg!
That Chia Pet Rag!"