[libh8er]

Is Obama privately mad that we killed 3 of the 4 pirates?

Possible. They could be his blood brothers after all - in all likelihood fathered by Barrack Hussein Obama Sr.

[alecqss]

I've just read that Somali pirates said along the following lines: “we are muslims, we don't kill anyone, we resent the p-word, we are coastguards”...

The world will now condemn us, the brutal murderers of the innocent. Obama was so somber in his “praise” because now he will have to apologize and probably make another of his fancy bows...