Strange. Do I just call somebody in “pirate town” and ask to speak to the “pirate-in-charge”?
I think so. I mean, any respectable pirate operation has to have a phone operator or two. You can't depend on Myspace for that kind of stuff.
If you call up Pirate Town, you probably will get the Duty Pirate. He’s the bored-looking one sitting by himself at a wooden table with a phone on it and a green notebook for logging call activity.