[Le Chien Rouge]

Rather than guns, Obama proposed each ship’s crew should:

1) Attend seminars that promote multiculuralism
2) Carry Extra copies of the Koran
3) UN pamphlets on mediating disputes
4) Contain lyrics to kumbaya
5) Understand that the pirates are actually ‘victims’ and are being exploiting by capitalism
6) Any action taken against the pirates will be considered RACIST

[LoneStarC]

Rather than guns, Obama proposed each ship’s crew should:

1) Attend seminars that promote multiculuralism
2) Carry Extra copies of the Koran
3) UN pamphlets on mediating disputes
4) Contain lyrics to kumbaya
5) Understand that the pirates are actually ‘victims’ and are being exploiting by capitalism
6) Any action taken against the pirates will be considered RACIST”

The above would be a lot funnier if it were a joke......