[Larry Lucido]

ICR: “Discovery of 500,000 year old tools helps prove earth is only 6000 years old!”

Wonder if the Craftsman warranty is still good?

[DesertSapper]

And the long-held belief of when these tools were introduced being off by hundreds of thousands of years? That helps prove...uh...that these guys really don't know much at all. Speculation for fun and profit!

I'm just waiting for someone to dig up a picture of our alien overlords from 99999999 years ago. That ought to be a hoot.