Okay. No toast. Got it. How about a nice warm bun? Not toasted, just warmed nicely, with some butter and honey melted on it?
OR buns! We don’t LIKE buns ‘round here! We want no buns, no toast, no teacakes, no muffins, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns! And DEFINITELY. NO. SMEGGIN’. FLAPJACKS!