Posted on 04/08/2009 6:54:25 PM PDT by paul in cape
There's a hold-up in the Bronx...

There's a hold up in the Bronx,
Brooklyn's broken out in fights.
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
That's backed up to Jackson Heights.
There's a scout troup short a child,
Kruschev's due at Idlewild
Car 54, Where Are You?
We need to update the lyrics for our globetrotting dope-in-chief...."OOO...OOO"
President Obama, Where Are You?
Fred had the same look Barry has!
“Dumb and Dumber”.
Deceased, unfortunately.
The old Phil Silvers Show was his masterpiece.

The hits just keep on coming.

(Plugs thinking to himself)..."did I ever take the puppy off the bed this morning?....or did I turn off the the water in the sink?...did I remember to order my hair rake?
[Biden] “Does he wear a dew rag at night?”
[Biden] “Sure is a cheap flag pin on his lapel!”
[Biden] “I bet he didn’t even put that dimple in his own tie!”
[Biden] “Chicago politics...Geesh.”
Please fix this.
You right but I couldn’t find a spot to place the heineken on the tall guy. :)
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