75 posted on 04/08/2009 3:08:23 PM PDT by Talisker
(When you find a turtle on top of a fence post, you can be damn sure it didn't get there on it's own.)
77 posted on 04/08/2009 3:11:49 PM PDT by Colonial Warrior
(Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)