The Lord Barack is my shepherd, I shall always want
He maketh me to lie down under bridges
He leadeth me besides the still factories
He leadeth me in the path of destruction for Democrats’s sake
Yea, though I walk through the valley of dispair, I fear every evil for he is with me!
His policies and diplomacies, they frighten me
He prepareth a reduction in my salary
And in the presence of my enemies, he annoiteth my small income with taxes.
My debt runneth over,
Surely badness and misery shall follow all the days of my life.
And I shall live in his house of socialism forever!
I really don’t like seeing that lovely psalm desecrated.