Obama looking at cooling air to fight global warming

AP ^ | 4.8.09

[HereInTheHeartland]

Maybe they could just measure temperatures at night during the summer

[Charles Martel]

AFTER HE parts the water? And turns water into wine?

I think in this case, I'd rather have the water.

[CONSERVE]

wouldn't it be easier to go back to chlorofluorocarbons

[Above My Pay Grade]

We had a brief snow shower in NYC at about 11:00AM today.

Of course, even if Death Valley gets 2 feet of snow on the Fourth of July, the moonbats will only believe more strongly in their Global Warming religion.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

You may be on to the best idea yet. Wasn't there even the idea of towing an iceberg to off the coast of CA and they can use the water as it melts?

They can kill two birds with one stone.

[Above My Pay Grade]

Not radical enough. I propose we alter the Earth’s orbit, to increase its distance from the Sun. Maybe we can swap orbits with Mars.

[wiggen]

snowed,lightly,downtown manhattan

[DallasDeb]

Wait a minute. They’re going to “cool” the air by adding more pollution to it? I thought that pollution was causing global warming. I think that they think we are so stupid that we wouldn’t cath them trying to create more global warming so that they can continue with their agenda.

[Above My Pay Grade]

“snowed,lightly,downtown manhattan”

Yep, I saw the Goreflakes too. White Easter this year?

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Isn’t there a law of thermodynamics that says you can’t change the net energy in a system?

What am I missing?

[domeika]

Maybe we could take some advice from the "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" and declare this as a coming catyclism that can't be averted. Then, build "arks" for people to escape into space and look for a new planet. Of course the politicians would want to be first, along with the rest of the liberals, and once they blast off we can say "mission accomplished" and live here happily ever after.

[Tarpon]

Yeah, it’s true, they actually had chosen the then recently introduced 747 as the ideal ‘big’ plane that could be used to spread the carbon black. They planed on using the old used tires ground up as the source for carbon black. Stupidity is not a recent occurrence.

[shredderman]

But......won’t the CFC’s pollute the air anyway?

[SlowBoat407]

We may want to consider detonating a few small yield nukes near its its surface to make some sunspots.

Considering a typical sunspot is the size of the earth, it would take everything we have and then some just to make a zit.

[keepitreal]

Not radical enough. I propose we alter the Earth’s orbit, to increase its distance from the Sun. Maybe we can swap orbits with Mars.

Yes we can!!

[wiggen]

whoa,calm down. i sure hope not. this winters gone on gorever.

[Jaxmum]

What’s the punchline? :-)

[matt1234]

"Glorious!"