Cover Girl Michelle Obama Doesn't Always Deliver (No one buying her cover magazines)

Mediaworks ^ | 6 April 2009 | Nat Ives and Marissa Miley

[Tarpon]

I noticed that, they have free copies locally at the library. I saw the library person dumping them in the trash. Obama cover issues as well. Fitting.

[GOP_Lady]

“The First Lady the World's Been Waiting For”

Why is this? She's just a typical American lawyer.f

[shadeaud]

Maybe Muscle Magazine or Bikers R. Us or even The Globe should put her on their cover. Now that would seem like a more appropriate rag

[LottieDah]

The magazines are selling because of Obama fatigue. People are starting to get tired of looking at their smug faces on t.v., in the living sections of newspapers and on magazine covers. People need a break.

[AppyPappy]

The bloom is off the rose. 10% unemployment will do that for you.

[earlJam]

We’re all racists now.

We need to apologize and send her a check for reparations.

[LibLieSlayer]

I want to know how they squeezed that wide butt onto a mag cover?

LLS

[Kansas58]

Look, I usually avoid negative comments about looks and appearance, but Michelle needs an orthodontist, don’t you think?
Also, she does not appear to be comfortable when she smiles, like maybe she is not used to that expression?

[STONEWALLS]

...when I’m in the supermarket checkout line it seems like Jenifer Annison is always on some cover or another.....why do people seem to care about her so much?....she’s no Meril Streep in the acting dept.

[kromike]

In a word, good. Let these liberal rags fawn & drool over Aunt Esther. I find her revolting.

Unfortunately though, when they all go belly up, they'll get bailed out.

[kromike]

Maybe Muscle Magazine or Bikers R. Us or even The Globe should put her on their cover. Now that would seem like a more appropriate rag

She could give 'Bat Boy' a run for its money in the Weekly World News.

[DTogo]

Makes a nice door mat, or bird cage lining.

[ScottinVA]

“Ms. Obama proved newsstand gold for EBONY last fall”

She’d better.. I mean.. it’s Ebony!

[esquirette]

The MSM worked so hard to make Sarah Palin look bad, and that did not work. Now all the work on Michelle to make her look good is of no effect either. Interesting.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

is Denver still looking for a QB ?

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

There’s another one to turn over while waiting @ the checkout. ;-)

[SkyPilot]

The truth is, you could take all the unsold end cap magazines with Michelle on the cover (including all the unsold Inauguration centerfolds the MSM published), place them in a furnace, and heat three states next winter.

It seems like the Drive By Media is trying to convince us (and themselves) that Michelle Obama is this attractive, nice, intelligent woman.

Sorry, that is like giving my money to Bernie Madoff.

This was the most honest cover of last year. It struck pay dirt, which was why they squealed like stuck pigs.

[RC2]

Princess Diana was beautiful. No comparison here.

[llevrok]

The magazines are selling because of Obama fatigue

I agree. I have no issues with the FLOTUS. But I am tired of seeing them every where I turn.

Having traveled in China a few times, images of Mao are every where too.