Keepin' it classy in cotton pleats.
Mortifying Michelle is giving Chicago's truly fashion-forward such a bad name. I guarantee everyone that this bumpkin is causing Chicago's hipper "ladies who lunch" to sign a very collective, bipartisan GROAN. She's ruining Chicago's fashion image.
And sequined knits? Was that on April Fools'? Knits have much fluidity, while as everyone knows, sequins are static. Even Dolly Parton would cringe at incorporating the two. Some elements you just don't ever combine, no matter what. Kinda like glitter-n-gaberdine, viscose-n-velvet, flax-n-fur, bunting-n-beads, accrylic-n-angora, feathers-n-felt, spandex-n-spraypaint, or shantung-n-chenile. ;-)
Pardon my misspells: sigh, acrylic, n chenille.
I thought maybe she was leading the G20 wives in "The Hokey Pokey".