Dear President Obama,
Please steal more money from the taxpayers, and give it to us.
Kleptomaniacly yours,
Lillian Deck
Dear Lillian,
Yes Lillian, there is a Santa Clause, and I am he.
As for your father’s request: I would be quite happy to help him out of his current financial distress with the monies I have recently um... ah... redistributed from those evil wealthy folks.
First, however, I require that he and the other members of your family sign an err... uh... oath of fealty to me (see the enclosed document). Mail that back signed and without delay, and I will have you back on you feet within 4-8 weeks. I uhmmm...ehhh... promise.
Don’t lose hope!
Egomaniacally yours,
President Barack H. Teleprompter