To: Tax-chick; Chet 99
They have the excuse of being dogs. Humans dont have an excuse for deliberately engaging in actions that they know are dangerous to others - whether its texting while driving or having a pit bull unsupervised!
I just hope this thread doesn't turn into another pit-bull bashing festival, pit bulls are usually highly responsible as you can see in the following transcript below:
*** T.E.X.T.I.N.G -between- P.I.T B.U.L.L.S. ***
Rex: "WHAAAAZZZZUPPPPP??!?!"
Tex: "WHAAAAZZZZUPPPPP??!?!"
Rex: "Whatchu DOIN'?!?
Tex: "Not much, textin' you while drivin' my Escalade"
Rex: "WHOOOO, ESCALADE!??!
Tex: "YEAAAH maaan, my human loans it to me on the weekends"
Rex: "Ya lucky mutt, bite anybody lately?"
Tex: "OH Yeaaaahhh, ate me a 2 year old last week!"
Rex: "WHOA! What flavor?"
Tex: "Hispanic, had a hankerin' for somethin' spicy."
Rex: "I can dig it, I'm feelin' like Chinese right now."
Tex: "Big Chinese wedding down the street, meet ya there?"
Rex: "oh YEAAAHHH, I'm THERE! But be careful ok?"
Tex: "Be CAREFUL?!? WHAAA?"
Rex: "We're drivin' down the Interstate, and texting!"
Tex: "Ohhh right, gotcha, hey you want the fortune cookies?"
Rex: "Naaah, just the little kids."
Tex: "LATERZ!"
See? it IS possible for our noble Pit Bulls to not only operate motor vehicles safely, but to text each other responsibly.
"Next time you see a Pit Bull, say hello: it might be the last thing you do in life."
15 posted on
04/04/2009 5:01:16 PM PDT by
mkjessup
(You're either with our Constitution, or you are with TKU ("The Kenyan Usurper"). CHOOSE!!!)
To: mkjessup
18 posted on
04/04/2009 5:06:53 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
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