People, the point is this: Liberals don't care about etiquette.
Etiquette, manners, traditions... Those are for senile old fools and simpletons.
Today, it's all about keepin' it real, YO! High-5's, gangsta signs, kewl DVD's (though, usually, those encoded for the proper region are best), iPods with inspirational political speeches, all that sort of thing.
Get with the present!
That's just not how I "roll." Old fashioned at the ripe old age of 43.