I believe that sightings of UFOs are the psychic projections into the noospere of mankind’s desire to see improvements in off-the-ground transportation modalities, such as commercial airlines.
Thus, the persistant reports of UFO abductions involving anal probes led inevitably to the introduction of Homeland Security’s screening procedures at airports.
If these procedures could be introduced on other means of public transport and commerce, such as shopping malls and movie theaters, then one would expect reported sightings and other encounters with alien UFOs would decline accordingly.
I assume your post is a joke.
Otherwise, read several hundred pages of the better reports and come back and play.
That’s a far better explanation than any other the idiots who believe this crap can put up!
If they aren’t busted hoaxters, they are not-yet-busted hoaxters.