So now his carbon footprint is the same size as his foundation.
A quick note: I would've pasted the whole thing, which is short, but that site has to be excerpted, so I cut it down to three paragraphs of 86 words.
The house didn't burn down, but a shelving unit burned, the upper floor has smoke damage, and someone estimates total damage as $15,000 Canadian.
It's a relief that the house didn't burn down. Among other things, just imagine all the horrible carbon that would've been released that way!
Post of the Year!! You win!! Not guilty and all that!!