The EPA, realizing that the polls now show that the economy now trumps environmental concerns, makes a quick call to the Treasury Department which then dispatches the Secret Service, assisted by the Obama Volunteer Youth (wearing crisp, brown shirts), to respond.
The arrests proceed and when the handcuffed protesters ask what the charges are find out that they have been arrested under the Damaging the Economy And Decency Act, otherwise known as the DEAD Act.
At this point, since this act authorizes detainment without trial under the Business Under Regulated Incentives Executive Directive Act (or BURIED Act), the protesters will find themselves to be both DEAD and BURIED.