[seanmerc]

[oldleft]

[machogirl]

yowza, that’s even bigger

[SWAMPSNIPER]

AAAAIIIIIEEEE, STOP, I’LL TALK! DON’T MAKE ME LOOK!

[machogirl]

darn it, i made the same mistake opening this thread with a mouth full of dr. pepper, which is now over my screen.

will i ever learn?

[Newtoidaho]

I think I just lost 5 years off my lifespan.

[Tublecane]

“I haven’t seen this much ‘people power’ since the grass-roots protests against the Vietnam War riled the nation.”

Oh, you mean when, like, one half of one percent of the American people were up in arms? Those were the days.

There’s probably more people sitting at home playing Grand Theft Auto right now than protested on a regular basis in the bad old days.

[Wolfhound777]

“In a rare show of anger, Obama defended his lack of action for several days after he learned about the AIG bonuses, saying coldly: “I like to know what I’m talking about before I speak.”

Translation: I can’t speak until the teleprompter knows what it’s supposed to display to me