LOL. Now in my tagline. *\;-)
I need a videographer who can do the monkey scene from 2001 and as the bone flys up in the air to the very familiar tune, it transforms into a 52" jet black LCD screen rotating with glimpses of an obvious telempropter script scrolling by as the face side of the obelisk poresents itself.
Or would that be too racist? I swear the monkeys are a coincidence. Maybe instead of monkeys we use prominent RAT pols dressed up in Fred Flintstone / Barney Rubble (!) costumes, but still hammering away with bones - perhaps on a pile of money!!!
Whadda ya think?