Newspapers should be heavily taxed for polluting the environment.
Certainly that ink can't be good for the vernal pools of water. And think of the trees that are destroyed just to produce one days worth of newspapers in this country.
No to mention the carbon output by the energy used to run the presses and the gasoline burned to distribute the newspapers to every home.
I think this is truly an enviromental disaster in the making. I am recommending that we eliminate or have a quota on newpaper reporters. They seem to be causing all of this evil polution by their very existance.