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spokesman Adam Gottlieb said. In fact, he said the regulations will save you money.

Dear Mr. Gottlieb:

Please go away. Go surfing, go skiing, but please turn off your office computer, direct your phone to email, and just stop helping us. Just go away and stop. Take your salary and your title, but please sit down and stop talking. Just stop helping us.

Sincerely,

Real People

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Go surfing, go skiing

People emit huge amounts of CO2 doing outside activities. TVs save energy.

Next they will ban new pools and hot tubs. Not only are they energy intensive and emit massive amounts of global warming water vapor, they cause parties and fun. That's not fair to minorities, the poor, and uninvited bureaucrats.