[topcat54]

1. You now stand so accused.

Well, there goes my reputation as a hard-nosed, unamusing SOB who hates small children and puppies.

2. And how has that ever stopped me before?

I guess you’re right.

3. No, I haven’t heard it yet. But...please...break the joke into 7 parts.

That’s the joke! There is no more.

[P-Marlowe]

Well, there goes my reputation as a hard-nosed, unamusing SOB who hates small children and puppies.

A man who hates dogs and children can't be all bad.
W.C. Fields.

Actress: "Do you like Children?"

Fields: "I do if they are properly cooked."