[topcat54]

because you are one of my favorite light-hearted, nonsensical kind of guys.

I object. No one has ever accused me of that before.

Besides, I always offer you a chance to reply to my preterist Jesus snarks. :>)

But I'm not a preterist as you define it.

And...who knows...you might just know a decent joke or two.

"Did you hear the one about the dispensational method of Bible interpretation?"

[xzins]

1. You now stand so accused.

2. And how has that ever stopped me before?

3. No, I haven’t heard it yet. But...please...break the joke into 7 parts.

:>)