All fruit in the Garden was seedless, because there was no need for seeds. After sin, Satan invented seeds.
After sin, Satan invented teeth good for for biting live animals. He probably even invented the dinosaurs.
We don’t know much about Adam and Eve’s poop, but we do know they had no belly buttons. Before the fall, it’s unclear what happened when Adam accidentally stepped on a ladybug and squashed its guts out. It apparently didn’t result in death.
If you're going to mock, even in attempted humor, try and get your facts straight. Your wit would be greatly sharpened if you actually understood your material. Meat eating is much more associated with the aftermath of the Biblical deluge; Christianity and Judaism both agree on this.
As far as dinosaurs, if they were an abomination, not of God's Creation, they were the creation of human-angelic hybrids that are described in the Bible and in the Apocrypha, specifically Enoch 1, although the Bible makes little or no specific mention of such creatures. The speculation that they were the result of antediluvian tinkering is an attempt at interpretation, based upon current understanding.
That Noah was described as "perfect in his generations" has a meaning that few are willing to explore, that much of the sin that so angered God as to wipe out all of Creation, save those men, women and other living creatures aboard the Ark, was due to altering and contaminating His creation.
Now, go have your fun. It's not a joke to some of us, though.
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And thus a significant reason conservatives are losing the culture war against homosexuals is because they’ve facilitated driving a wedge between themselves and the very tool that could have exposed the rainbow vampira to the light - Science.
God created the Human mind, but they won’t use it; and that’s a powerful advantage for the enemy.
But then, those who hide in the occult shadows have always been adept at keeping science from the sheeple: All the better to Shock, Awe, and manipulate them.