[Free ThinkerNY]

[Paleo Conservative]

You can take that to the bank.

[John123]

President Barack Obama guaranteed Americans on Thursday that the nation's economy will recover

No... he didn't! Really? What a dumbass...

[tbpiper]

Obama guarantees that the econony will recover

He's resigning?

[AdaGray]

This is a man who never had a father, whose mother was an itinerate hippy. He has no internal compass and no interest in anything other than himself and being noticed. I have great faith that the American people will start to notice that the emperor has no clothes.

[hiredhand]

Devil Guarantees Ice Water To People in Hell

[freekitty]

Why don’t I believe him?

[Question_Assumptions]

That he believes it will recover no matter how badly he abuses it is part of the problem. It’s like giving a kid a toy and telling them “It’s unbreakable.” The first thing they try to do is break it and often they succeed.

[xcamel]

How soon is he leaving?

[Gator113]

With what money did he use to make such a guarantee?..

[autumnraine]

Yeahhhhh, no adoring and worshipping crowds on the White House lawns, eh?

Hell, he couldn’t make to 70 days without getting his narcissistic fix.

And to top it off, he’s making the same ridiculous campaign promises, knowing he can’t keep them.

The idiots deserve whatever they get for believing him.

[jarofants]

Is this a money back guarantee?

[The KG9 Kid]

Well, undoubtedly the economy will eventually recover.

... Americans just might have to live through several hundred years of another 'Dark Ages' era before whatever society replaces the United States of America finally rises and gives birth to this new economy Obama speaks of, however.

That ought to be right around the time that new society's archaeologists discover the remains of our culture like lost citizens of Pompeii, only with us wearing hockey gear, rabbit pelts, and our skeletons found in poses as if we were strangling one another as we were being covered by volcanic ash.

[jarofants]

Who does he think he is Joe Namath?

[maggief]

Whew! I can sleep tonight.

[Las Vegas Ron]

Is he going to resign or commit suicide?

Credit FReeper al baby

[Red Steel]

When you’re out of the White House.

[Turbo Pig]

I wonder how all those laid off Caterpillar employees feel about that?

[Born In America]

Wayne Campbell,"Yeah, and monkeys might fly out of my butt."

[dforest]

I bet he forgot to tell them that he was going to use their wages and the yet to born peoples wages in his failure of an experiment.

Even if he did, they would probably have cheered and clapped anyway.

He could tell them to take a long walk off a short pier and they would willingly oblige.

[pallis]

If it weren’t for him and his freaky friends in Congress, the economy would recover.