Posted on 03/16/2009 2:47:17 PM PDT by Zakeet
MICHAEL Jackson will achieve his dream of immortality by being stuffed with plastic by Dr Death.
The King Of Pop, who calls himself Peter Pan, has had a string of cosmetic surgery ops to try to defy the ageing process.
But he is now preparing to strike the ultimate blow against death and decay by having his whole body “plastinated” by controversial doctor Gunther von Hagens.
Jacko, who is a fan of the German anatomist, was said to be thrilled his Body Worlds exhibition would be on at the O2 Arena during his This Is It concerts, which start in July.
The exhibition showcases Von Hagens’ groundbreaking corpse preservation technique which earned him the nickname Dr Death.
Thousands of people have donated their bodies to be preserved permanently through the process in which fluids are replaced by liquid plastic.
Now Jacko, 50, who shares a love of fedora hats with Von Hagens, is to be the latest to sign up so that his physique will last for ever.
[Snip]
The invention of plastination is an aesthetically sensitive method of preserving meticulously dissected anatomical specimens and even entire bodies as permanent, life-like materials.”
(Excerpt) Read more at dailystar.co.uk ...
This event should be televised.
The sooner the better!
He looks like one of the “Walking Embalmed”.
Don’t know about you, but I sure don’t plan to attend the viewing....
By the looks of it....Wacko has got a head start on being plastinated. Roaches, Cher and Wacko will be the only things left after the rest of us are gone....
His picture looks like the creatures in his video
*Thriller*
I’ve already placed a bid for it on E-bay!
Is that picture before, or after, his pet monkey ate his face?
Cremate this freak, posthumously...or not.
And I think this headline is for the ages...along with the Ny Post’s ‘Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.”
“Roaches, Cher and Wacko will be the only things left after the rest of us are gone.... “
Too funny..
My thoughts too
Double Yuck!
There are some crude jokes which could go with such a double entendre of a title. Jackson though already appears as though he was subjected to this embalming process. He was traumatized back in 1994 when his body was examined over the past allegations against him & I would think that the thought of being gawked at [ even though while just a dead corpse ] would also traumatize him as well.
Michael’s more likely to have his body stuffed by Gulbuth the Rampant. That is, if Gulbuth can do it without tearing the skin.
You forgot, “Marv Albert Gets Pink Slip”, my other favorite POST Headline
“Billie Jean” is one of my all-time favorites but quite frankly, the world would’ve been better off without the Jacksons.
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