Posted on 03/15/2009 7:37:23 PM PDT by outlawjake
Scientology Spokesman Tommy Davis Confirms Xenu Story
Los Angeles, CA - After years of dismissing the story as false, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis has confirmed that the story of mankind's origins involving an alien overlord named Xenu is indeed authentic Scientology teaching.
In the exclusive interview with KESQ News Channel 3 reporter[1], Nathan Baca, Scientology spokesman Tommy Davis was asked about the story of Xenu, known to senior Scientologists as part of "Operating Thetan Level III", or "OT III" for short. Davis denied the story at first (as he has done in the past), stating that these were claims "forwarded by anti-Scientologists."
(Excerpt) Read more at scoop.co.nz ...
Thetan is just satan said with a lisp
the "Great Gods", built Esagila, the splendid:
Esagila, the mountain of the lifting up of the head.
Hope you don’t mind, I borrowed some of your code...
I wonder if David Miscavige approved this? If not......back to the RPF for you, Tommy Boy.
Now I begin to doubt it.
I grew up reading SF; I really enjoy the genre. Or at least, I used to. I don't much care for what has become of it.
I read "Battlefield Earth", once ... somehow managed to slog my way through to the end. There's a neat short story lurking somewhere within that massive tome. Upon my next trip to the bookstore, I realised to my horror that Elron had written a ten-part series (!!!!) of "Battlefield Earth" books. I grabbed a "Hammer's Slammers" novel instead ...
Thetan is just satan said with a lisp
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ROFLMAO!!!!!
Yes, its the alien form of pneumonia, not the Earthly form of pneumonia, you get when you hear the story that Lord Xenu is real and not a fictional character. On Earth this disease is known as Skepticism or Non-Beliefism. Its main symptoms are Not believing ludicrous tales and upon hearing ludicrous tales such as the one about Lord Xenu the suffer says quite loudly such things as “You must be Nuts!” or “Are you out of your mind?” Dreadful disease really this alien pneumonia aka skepticism. It keeps people sane and thinking freely. (lol)
Wait until Obamas people find out about *this* source of revenue.
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They have. He already has a ‘culty’ following.
They try to recruit in this town.
They show up at the State Fair without identifying themselves.
They set up a booth and try to do their weird auditing on people that walk by.
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You can identify them by their ‘yellow tents’ and t-shirts. They take complete advantage (exploit) tragedies. They do this very creepy thing called ‘touch assist’....where they run their hands up and down the body. If you see these tents.....run!
Also....they have a new book out. I’ve seen the commercials. It’s called ‘The Way to Happiness’. They ‘repackage’ the same ol’ BS just to get more $$$$$$.
Yay!! Go Anon!
Did the Church of Scientology ever make any libelous or slanderous statements attacking those who would make "such claims" about Scientology?
There’s a great site called operation clambake that debunks and reveals Scientology. I keep telling Ton Cruise that *I* stop the aliens by lifting my hand to the sky, but he’s still hard at work on “The Purpose Driven Thetan.”
Cool. This oughta be a fun thread. I remember reading that stuff in the book, “Big Secrets” or something like that.
Ping for later.
An alien came to earth and wanted to meet President Barack, he was heard to say “Lead me to your taker.”
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