[KarlInOhio]

Only the face, neck, abdomen, legs and arms of patrons can be stripped, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

Backs and chests will remain hairy.

It's not something I would ever want to do, but what business is this of the state government? Are they going to have sting operations with hairy police women? Will there be funny business as with the ATF's sawed off shotgun rules? "Yes, I told you to wax to there, but you should have known the law that that as 1/4" too far. You're under arrest."

[Clock King]

"It's not something I would ever want to do, but what business is this of the state government?"

"Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. ... We're after power and we mean it... ...when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. -- Atlas Shrugged

[TigersEye]

Will there be funny business as with the ATF's sawed off shotgun rules? "Yes, I told you to wax to there, but you should have known the law that that as 1/4" too far. You're under arrest."

So, that incredibly old grade school joke finally becomes a reality.

FBI = Female Body Inspector

Will there be an inter-agency fight over who gets the acronym?