[snarks_when_bored]

Department of Justice Withdraws “Enemy Combatant” Definition for Guantanamo Detainees

It's simple, really. Radical muslims are really just confused. They only think they want to blow us up. We need to understand them, feel their pain, apologize to them for offending their sensibilities. We can change their minds and hearts if we just try harder.

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

Radical muslims are really just confused. They only think they want to blow us up. We need to understand them, feel their pain, apologize to them for offending their sensibilities. We can change their minds and hearts if we just try harder.

Don't forget the money. We have to give them lots of money, so they might like us and we can feel better for making them angry.

[CRBDeuce]

It's simple, really. Radical muslims are really just confused. They only think they want to blow us up. We need to understand them, feel their pain, apologize to them for offending their sensibilities. We can change their minds and hearts if we just try harder.

Clearly, flower children have escaped from their prisons, therapists, psychiatrists, drug rehab centers, law schools, etc, and are now planning payback in the halls of Kongress.